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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/20/2019 at 21:06 • Filed to: Shitpost

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Brb gonna zip tie someone to a fucking tree or something

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2019 at 21:16

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Let the bodywork commence!

XJDano > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2019 at 21:24

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I attached a zip tie to a coworker’s driveshaft on a late 90’s explorer. The vapvapvap as he drove of I almost fell down laughing. I got called out for it immediately and fessed up. Apparently he drove it till it snapped off and quit hitting the undercarriage. 

WRXforScience > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2019 at 22:03

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I’ve got a pack of those, 4 were enough to keep my car springs compressed when I installed my coilovers. I use two as a battery tie down, my batter only weighs 3lbs though so they’re overkill. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WRXforScience 04/20/2019 at 22:05

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Zip ties as spring compressors. You are a ve ry brave person.

WRXforScience > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2019 at 22:11

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I was also able to help install a friends, after the actual spring compressor cross-threaded. I used some rope and a long screw driver. Looped the rope around the spring and twisted the rope using the screwdriver. It worked.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WRXforScience 04/20/2019 at 22:15

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I knew a guy that would use bal ing wire.

WRXforScience > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2019 at 22:21

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I used to bale cardboard, I can see using the wire for car springs.

slipperysallylikespenguins > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2019 at 23:35

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I use ones very similar to that to check the trans fluid level in my Charger. Works great.